There is this man who enters a restaurant finding the only table left goes and sits on it. He knocks the spoon down and the waiter comes and replaces the spoon which he carries in his pocket. The man impressed asks him “Do every waiter here carries spoons in their pockets ?” The waiter replied “yes, we’ve been carrying since Efficiency Expert gave us a visit observing that 18% of our costumers knocks their spoon down and we waste a lot of time going back into the kitchen in bringing new spoons. So we have started carrying them instead.” The man after finishing his meal notices that there is string hanging off the zipper of the waiter. So while paying him the money he comments “There’s a string hanging of your fly?” The waiter tells him “Yeah, We all do. This is because of the same Efficiency Expert who noticed that we waiter spend too much time in the washroom washing our hands after we use the men’s room. So we tie this string with our penis. Whenever there is a need to do it, just pulls the string out, do the thing and comes back without using the hand soap. Saving a lot of time.” The man thinking for a short while asks him “How do you put your penis in when you have done with it?” The waiter replies “Well I don’t know about my fellow waiters but I use the spoon.” LOL!!