Somebody Left The Garage Door Open

There is this car racer. He after finishing his race saw a hot girl standing with a checkered flag. He drove his car up to her told her to sit and took her home. He took the girl to bed, did his way with her and went off to sleep. Suddenly he got a tight slap on his face from the girl while he was sleeping. He shook his head and said “What?? Didn’t I satisfy you?” The girl furious in anger said “Yeah you did! But when you slept you made a real mistake man!! That’s why you got a slap.” “What did I do? What can anybody do when one’s in sleep? Stupid woman!” The girl said “Everything was good when we started. You felt my tits and said “what beautiful
headlights!” then you felt my thighs and said “What a fine smooth finish!” then you felt my pussy and said “Who the fuckin left my garage door open??” Lol!
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