There was a man who was found dead in his basement by the police. He was of the age of 34 and was tall and weighed 225 ponds. He was wearing a mini skirt, a bra and was in girly shoes and was wearing a woman’s wig.

He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12″ long and 3″ in diameter.

The tube’s other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation resulting in his death. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.