Mike and John were hiking buddies and on this one day in the woods Mike is bitten on the rear end by a huge rattlesnake. Ok, John says “I’ll run to town for a doctor.” John runs as fast as he can for 10 miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is busy delivering a baby. John says “My buddy’s been bit by a rattle snake in the woods and needs urgent help right away!” Doc says “I can’t leave now, I’m busy!” “But here’s what you can do. Take a pocket knife, cut a little ‘x’ where the bite is, suck out all the poison and then spit it on the ground.” John runs all the way back to his friend, who is in agony. In extreme pain, Mike screams “Well what did the doctor say?” “He says you’re gonna die.”…answers John