There is this man walking his way back home when he finds a redneck lying on the road, his ears full in dirt and his clothes in mud. He goes to him and asks “Are you alright? Why are you lying on the middle of the road?” but the redneck doesn’t answer. After a while or so he again comes to the redneck and asks “Can I help you in anyway?” The redneck replies “A blue ford pick up truck, 18inch rims, 2 female passengers with a female driver.” The man gets impressed and says “WOW! Man you told this by listening the ground? How could you do that?” The redneck with a fierce look on his face replied “Idiot! that female driver ran her truck over me 10 minutes ago.” Lol!!