There were these four old friends who met after quite a long time and were celebrating by drinking beers etc. All of them were discussing about how successfully their sons have become in the past couple of years. The fourth guy was uninterested in such chit chats, so he went to grab some chicken. The first man said “My son is in such a position today that he owes a furniture factory. He gifted his friend some of the finest furniture few days back.” The second man said “My son is also doing remarkably well. He works in a car company and gifted his friend a Ferrari few days back!!” The third friend said “Well that’s great..My son works in bank and he gave great amount of money to his friend few days back helping him to buy a mansion.” The fourth man came after an hour or so enjoying some of the best meat in the place and his friends starting telling him that “We’ve been discussing about our sons. What about your son? What do he do?” The fourth man replied “My son’s a gay and he is not earning or anything but surely he is doing something progressive as few days back he got a mansion, great furniture and a Ferrari.” Lol!!
Once there were two gays living together. Suddenly one of the gay felt that there is something stuck in his ass. He tells his lover to insert his finger and check. So his lover inserted his finger and checks if there is something there in his ass or not. He after few seconds took out his finger and said “Na, there is nothing in!” but he persists saying that “There is something. I can feel it put your whole hand in there.” So his lover does and after few minutes inserting his whole hand really deep in his ass, he finds a Rolex watch. He tells him excitedly that “Yes! You were right! there was this Rolex watch stuck in there.” As soon as his lover tells this he starts to sing “Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!” Lol!!
There is this guy terribly upset goes to a bartender and asks for 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender on hearing so serves him the 10 shots and asks him “What’s the Matter?” The guy replies “I just figured out that my brother is a gay and he is marrying one of my best friend!” The next day again this guy goes to the bartender and asks for 12 shots of whiskey. Bartender serving him so again asks “What the matter today?” The guy replies “My son is a gay too..” The next day again this guy comes and now asks for 15 shots. The bartender says to him “Isn’t there anybody in your family who likes Woman??” The guy replies “Well!! My wife does!!…” LOL!!
There were these two guys taking a shower together and were kissing and playing with each each other. Suddenly they hear a knock at the door. One of the guy said “I will answer the door and do not finish until I come.” So he wraps his towel around and answers the door. When he returns he sees cum allover the walls, curtains and everywhere. The guy says “I told you not to finish without me!!!” The other guy answers “I didn’t, I farted!” LOl!!!