Amazing Funny Facts

Male monkeys lose the hair on their heads in the same way men do.

You can start a fire with ice.

The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!

The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

Milk is heavier than cream.

If you unfolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board.

Your brain is 80% water.

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet!

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, blondes to brunettes.

Switzerland has the highest per-capita consumption of soft drinks in the world.

One 75-watt bulb gives more light than three 25-watt bulbs.

Snails breathe through their feet.

The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.

No matter its size or thickness, no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 8 times.

Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!

Tomatoes were originally thought to be poisonous.

Rice paper does not have any rice in it!

To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.

There are more female than male millionaires in the United States.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Funniest Facts About Woman

The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

Sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women.

Women buy four out of every 10 condoms sold.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’.

According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

Women who are romance novel readers are reported to make love 74% more often with their partners than women who do not read romance novels.

If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds, she is not fine.

It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.

Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.

The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.