A little kid named Jhonny went to his parents bedroom when his father was putting a condom on his penis. Little Jhonny asked “What are you doing Dad?” The father trying to hide his uncontrolled erection bent over pretending as if he is looking beneath the bed and said “I just saw a rat passing by, I think it went under the bed.” Little Johnny with a surprised face and full in curiosity asked his father “So you gonna fuck him?” Lol!!
There is this man at the bar sitting with his friend and is drinking one drink after the other continuously. After several drinks the friend asked “What’s the matter?” The man replied “My wife is a bloody bitch! She is liar.” The friend asked “How did you figure out that?” the man said “Yesterday my wife didn’t came home! and on asking that where was she? She said I was with my sister.” The friend said “So? That doesn’t make her a liar!” The man replied “She is a bloody liar because yesterday I was spending the night with her sister.” Lol!
There is this car racer. He after finishing his race saw a hot girl standing with a checkered flag. He drove his car up to her told her to sit and took her home. He took the girl to bed, did his way with her and went off to sleep. Suddenly he got a tight slap on his face from the girl while he was sleeping. He shook his head and said “What?? Didn’t I satisfy you?” The girl furious in anger said “Yeah you did! But when you slept you made a real mistake man!! That’s why you got a slap.” “What did I do? What can anybody do when one’s in sleep? Stupid woman!” The girl said “Everything was good when we started. You felt my tits and said “what beautiful
headlights!” then you felt my thighs and said “What a fine smooth finish!” then you felt my pussy and said “Who the fuckin left my garage door open??” Lol!
There is lady which goes to a gynecologist with a very weird problem one could ever think off. She tells the receptionist that “There is an emergency and she need to meet the doctor now.” The receptionist not making any further delay tells her to go straight to the doctor. She very shyly tells the gynecologist to examine her vagina. The gynecologist looks into it and finds the problem to be really serious. The doctor tells the lady that “Well! Taking it out will be little expensive as its very lengthy and delicate operation. But you need not worry..Everything will be fine!” The lady tells that “I may not be able to afford this operation..So well now if I am here can you please replace the batteries in?” Guess What?? She had a Vibrator stuck in her Vagina!! Lol!!
There is this little kid who just learned how to count in his school. When he got back home he was very excited to tell everybody that he has learned counting. His uncle gives a visit and he is very anxious to tell his uncle the skill he had learned in the school. So he goes to his uncle and tells him “I have learned counting today aks me any question and I will add and tell.” So the uncle asks him “What’s two plus six.” The boy starts counting on his fingers raising his finger one by one as he counts and answers its “Eight!”. Uncle tells him that “You are right Son! but don’t count on your fingers or else you may be punished by your teacher.” So the young boy puts his hands in his pocket and tells Uncle to ask another question. So the Uncle asks “What’s five plus five.” Uncle sees something moving in the little kid’s pocket and the kid answers “Its Eleven Uncle!” Lol!!