There is this middle aged husband who thinks that his wife is cheating on him. He is out on a business trip, tells his wife that he will be back home the day after but he actually is returning the next day. Its about midnight and he is coming home by a cab. He asks the taxi driver to be the witness and explains him the matter. The taxi driver does not agree at first but when he sees that the man is offering him with $50, he agrees.

The man reaches home. He goes near his bedroom and hurriedly enters it switching on the lights and taking the blanket off his wife. There he sees his wife with another man lying naked. The husband takes the gun out of his drawer and points it towards the naked man. The wife stops him yelling that “Remember I told you that I have inherited some money..I was lying. He was the one who gave me the brand new Mercedes, he paid for our new cabin on the mountains and also paid for our first expensive holiday trip ever.”

The husband confused at what his wife just said, he asked the taxi driver “What should I do Man!!!” The taxi driver said “I think I should better cover him with blanket before he catches cold.” Lol!!

There is this professor who is sent to live in an African tribe to teach them reading, writing, maths, science etc. The professor was white and he spent years making this tribe learn. One day the Chief of the tribe had a baby who turned to be white. This news went like fire through out the tribe that the Chief has a white child. The Chief full in anger pulled the professor in front of his people and said “My wife had a white child, even a moron would guess how the hell that happened!” The professor justifying himself explained “No chief, you taking me wrong. Its a natural phenomenon which nature undergoes which we in modern world calls Albino. Turn around towards your field you will find all white sheep except one which is black.” The chief looking at the professor kept quite for a while then whispered in his ears “You don’t say a word about that black sheep and I won’t say anything about that white child.” Lol!

There is this midget whose testicles hurt badly. So he goes to a doctor and tells “Doctor my testicles ache.” The doctor tells him to drop his pants so he could give it a look. The midget lies on the examination table with his pants off. The doctor puts the finger first under his left testicle and asks the midget to cough. As he do so the doctor says “Aha! found it!!” then he puts his finger under the right testicle and again tells the midget to cough. When midget do so again the doctor says “Aha! found it!!” Then he gets a pair of scissor and starts to cut, starting from the right going to the left. The midget is horribly scared to see beneath. When the doctor’s done he asks “Does they ache now.” The midget is astonished on seeing that nor the scissors hurt and neither the testicles are aching. He asks the doctor “How did you do it?” The doctor replied “Oh! I just cut the top of your cow boy boots” Lol!!

There are these three friends who hears about a mountain who fulfills wishes. They decide to go there and see for themselves. So they reach this mountain and on reaching on its top the first friend wishes “I wish I was famous.” As soon as he goes down the mountains he actually finds himself like a famous celebrity. The second friend on reaching the top wishes “I wish I was rich.” As soon as ge gets down he finds himself to be a trillionaire. The third friend goes up and when he is just about to wish his foot suddenly gets unbalanced on stamping a stone and he fells saying “SHIT!!” and he rolls down the mountain. As soon as he reaches the bottom, he finds himself in a huge mountain of shit. Lol!!

There is this guy who trapped a girl in his game. The girl was somewhat silly and readily agreed t whatever the guy said. The guy took her to his car and starting playing with her. The girl didn’t stop him. The guy now took his hands in her panties and starting fondling her pussy. The girls seems to be liking it. As both were enjoying suddenly the girl said “Ouch…Your ring’s hurting me.” to which the guy replies “I am wearing no ring, that’s my watch.” Lol!!