A monkey walks into a bar, and he slaps his hands on the bar table. A bartender walks over and asks “what can i get you?”. The monkey says “got any bananas?” and the bartender says “no we only sell alcoholic drinks” then walks away. 5 minutes later the monkey slaps his hands on the bar table. The bartender walks over and asks “what now?” Monkey says “got any bananas?”. The bartender says “ask me that 1 more time and your lips get nailed into this table”. He walks away. 5 minutes later the monkey slaps his hands on the table, and the bartender walks over and irritably says “what do you want now?”. The monkey asks “got any nails and a hammer?” and the bartender says “no”. Monkey asks “well you got any bananas?”.